here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

William Raines.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Is Carly smart? No.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

The mets are 3-0 this season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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