Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Jews for Jesus

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Anti Joke

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