why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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arse

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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i like potatoes

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

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