Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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