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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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