Dallas Cowboys

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

No joke.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

William Raines.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

The Aristocrats

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Womens rights.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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