Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's 9 +10 19

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A joke

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock Knock Come in.

The Aristocrats

Global Warming.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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