- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Women's rights

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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