Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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No joke.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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