how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Black people are innocent.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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