Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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johann grayson being liked

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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