- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

1+1= 69

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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