What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Women rights..

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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