What what In the butt

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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