- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Rick Perry.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Rick Perry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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