- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Womens rights.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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