Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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noodles

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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