- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

If life hands you lemons Take them

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

does this look unsure to you?

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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