What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Knock knock, come in.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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