Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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That's unfortunate.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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