Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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