A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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mitt romney

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black man killed someone

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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