What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

balls in ya mouf

Hi my name is Bob

What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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