- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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