YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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