What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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