- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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