- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

does this look unsure to you?

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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