whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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