- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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