I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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