Steering Wheel Face.

Well, this is fun.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

No joke.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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