What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Global Warming.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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