How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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black people. that is all...

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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So one time this woman was learning...

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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