the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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i like potatoes

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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