- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Military intelligence.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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