- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Dani Barton = Stupid

cheese

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

hi my name is? joe

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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