What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

I hate you.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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