What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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a horse walks into a barn

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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