...Jack Vale

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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