- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

your momma's an antijoke

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Working hard or hardly working????

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Knock knock! Yes?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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