- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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