- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

poop.........

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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