Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Hello world

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Myspace

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Anti Joke

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