So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Shit.

What's big? Jupiter.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Obama

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Penis

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

i have 2 penises

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...