What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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