- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Women's rights

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

a horse walks into a barn

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Rick Perry.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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