Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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