What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

jokes r dumb

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

penis

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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