- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What what In the butt

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

the cow goes moo

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Scott

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

No.

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