What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

cheese

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

A black succeeds

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

The Bible

Punchline.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

hi my name is? joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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