How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Women's rights

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Brett Farve

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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