A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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I got shot, you laughed

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Women's rights

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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