- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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