You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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BIG PENIS

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Lockerbie bombing

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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