Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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