- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What comes after "Q" R

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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