A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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penis

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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