What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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