American healthcare.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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gays

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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potato

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

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