- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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