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hahaha

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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DANA

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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8====D {(0)}

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Anti Joke

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