- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is Jason? Black.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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