- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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