There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Rick Perry.

A man walks into a bar.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

knock knock go away

apple pie.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

You.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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