Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What is 69? A two digit number.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

The jets are a good team..

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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