- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Three men walked into a metal pole

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

I have no joke. u mad?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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