What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

your fat

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Womens Sports

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hey what time is it. 3:15

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops