- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Lacrosse

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Hello

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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