YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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