Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Chocolate tastes good.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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