What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What time is it? 10:58

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A joke

thumb_up thumb_down +10

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The Aristocrats

thumb_up thumb_down

Three men walked into a metal pole

thumb_up thumb_down

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

thumb_up thumb_down

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops