A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Fruitcake

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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AROUND

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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women's rights

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

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