- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Come in

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Hi poop!

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Hitler

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

marble

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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