What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

womans rights

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

your all shit at jokes

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

the WNBA

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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