Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

This joke isnt funny.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

I AM DISSAPOINTED

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

women's rights

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Womens rights.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Slavery lol

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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