How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Canada

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Knock Knock! Come in.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Slavery lol

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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