Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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poop.........

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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