- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

a horse walks into a barn

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A scottish man having fun

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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