Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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im jewish

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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i have 2 penises

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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