- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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