- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Nickelback

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

knock knock whos there .. derp

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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