- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

SAY

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Global Warming.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

8=D

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is Jason? Black.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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