- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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An Irishman stays home

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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