what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

God is religiously proven to be real

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

. Deez nuts Ok

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

noodles

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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