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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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