Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What does a man like. food.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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