- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

why did the chicken cross the road.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

I LIKE TURLES.

your life

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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