Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Women's rights.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Gadaffi

Knock, knock. Come in!

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A horse walks into a bar...n

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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