How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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^that joke's not funny

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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