A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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