What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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