Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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go go gadget

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Obamacare!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Brett Farve

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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