- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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