- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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