- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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