Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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your mother is so lesbian

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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anus soup

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A homeless person dies.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

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