I like boys!!!!! CC

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

The geese of Growmore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Anti jokes are funny

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

josh simpson has cancer

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Come in!

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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