What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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gay marriage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Please don't rape me.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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The glass is half an hour.

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