Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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