i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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