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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

penis

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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