- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

i am predestal

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Aodhan Hearty

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

penis

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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