- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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