Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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No.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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