Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

women's rights

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Your life That's the joke

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Anti Joke

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