What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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this website...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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roses are red, violets are violet

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Women's rights

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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