Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Bing

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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hi

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Y2K

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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