Exactly what?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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jack shine has boobs

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Please don't rape me.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Canada

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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