- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

women's rights

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

you just lost the game!

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