Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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sixty....eight.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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lol

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Justin Bieber

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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